Sunday, February 4, 2018

Crow's-Feet Chronicles: Jewels in my triple crown

Why would you fritter away your hard-earned money on a second honeymoon or a flat-screen TV the size of New Jersey when you could enjoy a dental implant , complete with a new tooth made of the same material as a toilet bowl? My tooth was no match for the popcorn kernel that jumped on board while I watched Special Agent Aaron Hotchner of 'Criminal Minds' empty his clip into a hiding, bullet-proof-vested George Foyet, aka 'The Reaper,' and then beat him to death for harming his family. 'How did you break your tooth, Cindy?' Dr. Hopkins asked.

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